sayhi-tosaturn:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.

Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.

Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.

But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

damn

(Source: khieuu, via propertyoftheuniverse)

Timestamp: 1397792812

sayhi-tosaturn:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.

Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.

Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.

But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

damn

(Source: khieuu, via propertyoftheuniverse)

lokilovesllamas:

werewolf-queen:

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked

OH MY GOD

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland, via spacemantotherescue)

Timestamp: 1397792255

lokilovesllamas:

werewolf-queen:

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked

OH MY GOD

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland, via spacemantotherescue)

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via hey-little-bear)

Timestamp: 1397791398

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via hey-little-bear)

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

(Source: anditlingers, via hey-little-bear)

Timestamp: 1397791365

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

(Source: anditlingers, via hey-little-bear)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

they get jobs that pay shitload of money, they love money money money and did i say money? ;)

(via wtfbryan)

brawllyparton:

I just wept

that movie tho :3

(Source: ipomoea-alba, via unicorn-pizza)

Timestamp: 1397787660

brawllyparton:

I just wept

that movie tho :3

(Source: ipomoea-alba, via unicorn-pizza)

going to college is great

getting married is great

having children is great

but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great

(Source: jaclcfrost, via kyle-r)

spongeyrocksrock:

selenerpatrol:

i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two

girls are so great

hell yeah for girls you rock

(via kyle-r)

crispylover:

agentmaya:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

ora

I’ve been waiting for this forever!!!!!!!

YESSS OMFG

(via id-throw-my-pie-for-you)